Anna Kinder

Hi. I'm a copywriter/editor with a penchant for puns, dad jokes and dark humor ... but I know when to act my age. I'm the friend people hit up when they need an irreverent trivia name or catchy slogan. Or when they need adorable names for their new dog beer company (Yes, that really happened. Wanna hear some of them? Pups Blue Ribbon. Spaniel Adams. Barley and Me. OK, I'll stop). I'm quirky as all get out. But my real goal here? To hone in on and harness your authentic quirks — and the quirks of your ideal customer — to help your business thrive. I have an English degree. I taught high school English and creative writing for five years, but it aged me about twenty. This means that in addition to having more wrinkles, I also have: a never-ending wellspring of patience; a sharp eye for inconsistencies in grammar, tone and style; and a knack for breaking complex subjects down into simple, digestible tidbits. I also worked as a technical writer for a year and a half, so if you need help building a course or writing some tutorials, I'm your girl. In my free time, I write anything from comic strips about nihilistic falafel patties and children's books about wombats to depressing poetry and personal essays. Let's collaborate!

Vast Social Media Copy

Published on 5th October 2020

Hi, we’re VAST | Restaurant | Events | Private Dining.

We’re creators of fresh fare and cool cocktails. Curators of classy events and date-night dinners. Exhibitors of endless views. Experts on wining, dining and unwinding.

We believe that luxury and leisure can coexist. And we can’t imagine a better place to celebrate a major milestone than a place where you can see for miles and miles.

Tons of people propose here for a reason.

So we have a proposition for you.

You bring yourself and the people you love. We’ll supply the inviting atmosphere and decadent food and drink.

Whether you’re popping the question… or popping bottles and toasting to 50 years together, make Vast the place you do it.

Because where you celebrate matters almost as much as what you’re celebrating.

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